When Mars and Venus take the plunge,sparks are bound to fly.Here is the perfect prenuptial
agreement to keep the cosmic balance.
FOR HIM
1) Never ask me tricky questions like this one:"Do I look fat in this dress?"If you do, I have
right to remain silent.
2) You will honour the sacred vows at least seven nights a week.Or more.Only genuine head
aches exempt(hey I am sensitive guy.)
3) Do not initiate conversation during these times FOOTBALL on ESPN and S chumacher
during rubber.EXCEPTIONS:What's the score?and can I get your some more chips,swwetie?
4) Do not play with nature -the car is mine.Mine.Mine.MIne.The washing machine is yours.
5) Please respect my razor.It goes on my face.........not on my legs.
6) You can nag.But don't nag,nag,nag.
